AEM109 Hallelujah the Hills

Albums, posters & other assorted promotions for Boston’s everything-but-the-kitchen-sink-aw-fuck-it-let’s-mic-up-the-sink indie rock band Hallelujah the Hills all bear the same distinctive collage style. In it, color and grayscale are mixed freely. Perspectives crash into one another, creating a mindfuck of Escher-esque intensity, only without that cute, logic-puzzle element of resolution. Photographs and drawings and computer graphics join forces to create single figures. Ragged edges show. Enormous pencils rain down on a boat that looks to have arrived directly from a renaissance painting. A man drowns another in a pond next to what looks sort of like a filled in multiple choice test. Scientists cribbed from a technicolor film still point to a hand drawn arrow. Stray ink splotches show around the letters that make up the band name, remnants from stamps. It’s loose and surreal and unpredictable, but it somehow manages to sustain a consistent mood: an eerie melange of pulp novels, playful non-sequitors, conspiracy theories and David Lynch’s nauseous unreality, tempered with the occasional moment of beautiful clarity. It’s one of the things I’ve always admired about Hallelujah the Hills, because it manages to be a perfect illustration of what the band sounds like. Rough-edged, surreal, funny, eerie, packed with lyrics that sound like they were lifted from a pamphlet run off in someone’s basement, and dotted with those moments of epiphany (said epiphanies being created by ingenious arranging touches and/or stirring, shouted choruses). For example, there’s the moment in “Allied Lions” (a track from the bands most recent album, Colonial Drones) in which a frothy, building rock song suddenly disappears, leaving the line everything’s a dream except for this moment we’re in now hanging over the void, the lyric broken into three equal parts with audibly different effects on each, collage-style. Then an alarm clock rings.

The art and the songs are both the product of the mind of lead singer Ryan Walsh, formerly of  The Stairs, though the arranging is done by the full band together, who between the seven of them can cover all the usual rock band bases with the addition of trumpet, trombone, cello and sampler. The arrangements are often what catapult the songs out of the realm of rock-with-smart-and-weird-lyrics into a fully formed, coherent, mood-inducing sound, complete with the occasional epic crescendo, for which, as we all know by now, I am a grade A sucker. Take their Ampeater B-side “That Ticking Sound You Hear,” which commences with some minimal two-note guitar strumming, the gentlest mallet-struck cymbals, and a cascading melody fragment that’s Walsh at his softest and most lyrical. After making a brief appearance earlier, muted trumpet and cello appear to punctuate the lines out of context / on a substance with startling clusters that disappear just as fast as they arrived. Like Shai Erlichman’s songs, the moment is memorable for what it leaves out (the parallel clusters that don’t appear after the next two lines) as for what it contains. Soon afterward there is a rising, discordant guitar and trumpet trill which dies into a found sound squeal which abruptly breaks into a bridge that sounds tailor-made for some pounding drums and enormous guitars. Instead, we get more high pitched noises and arhythmic cymbals that fight the core of the song in a way that makes its ominous lyrics all the more ominous, and the full band crash we’d expect is reserved for the very last repeating chorus, where its anthemic potential runs up against the fact that the last repeating chorus is built in elusive five-bar phrases. The arrangement is brilliant because “Ticking” isn’t a song that should soar. It’s the lament of a conspiracy theorist who’s either correct or batshit crazy, and either way things aren’t going to turn out well. Even in the last moments of the song, when the vocals have landed safely on the root, the tension remains in the trumpet, which hangs on the major 7 and refuses to resolve upwards the way our western ears want it to.

Walsh’s lyrics are full of brilliant and rhythmic one-liners like the master painters all look ashamed / they don’t know the thrill of a jukebox fade, which call to mind the non sequiturs of The Silver Jews’ David Berman, with whom Hallelujah the Hills has shared bills (and shares some stylistic markers), only steeped in disaster movies instead of wry, cowboy toughness, and John Ashbery poems instead of whiskey. This attention to words (I have it on good authority that Walsh has been known to perform “Google Purity tests,” a concept coined and invented by Berman which involves searching for lyrical ideas to make sure that they are entirely original) pays off in spades, for where most bands in the indie rock world get stuck exploring the same ideas with the same words and making them sound cool via loud guitars or some such, Hallelujah the Hills’s lyrics are full of couplets that are clever and funny and touching and use words that you have probably not recently heard in a rock song, like, say, documentarian or cohorts, without sacrificing any of the rhythm that lyrics have to have to carry a rock song. AND they have loud guitars. What more could you ask for?

A-side “Introductory Saints” (another classic Hallelujah the Hills title) showcases the less moody side of the band, laying those propulsive lyrics over a bouncy backbeat, garnished with some some light country (those twangy lead lines over in your left ear, the way the melody dips from the root up an octave at the end of the chorus, that last ringing major 6 chord) and soul-pop touches (organ smears, those repeating guitar stabs in your right ear, the fat brass longtones), and ending in the Hallelujah the Hills staple of an enormous, rousing gang-vocal chorus (something about Walsh’s trebly voice becomes electric when he jumps up the octave into a shout at a climactic moment; it always gets me, (you can also hear it leaping out from the gang vocal mix on Titus Andronicus’ The Monitor). From the first line, this song really brings out the way Walsh’s lyrics fit together just loosely enough to leave endless space open for potential meaning. The opening couplet of Gentlemen / he said forever opens so many possibilities it’s easy to project your own meanings onto it, something that’s so often true of his songs.

Hallelujah the Hills have released these two songs to celebrate their departure on a summer tour opening for Titus Andronicus (who members of Hills will also be joining onstage to provide cello, brass, keys and gang vocals), a one two punch you’d be wise to check out. With so many members, Hallelujah The Hills have the ability live to create an enormous, euphoric wall of sound, especially when all of the members are not only playing at top volume but shouting a big, unison hook that hangs over the entire room. You’ll find it hard not to feel the upward pull of those enormous clouds of melody, and it will bring a little joy to your heart.

Tour dates
July 8 – Allston, MA – Great Scott
July 9 – Brooklyn, NY – Union Hall
July 10 – New Haven, CT – Lily’s Pad*
July 11 – Northampton, MA – Pearl Street*
July 12 – Albany, NY – Valentine’s*
July 13 – Buffalo, NY – Ninth Ward at Babeville*
July 14 – Toronto, ON – Horseshoe Tavern*
July 15 – Grand Rapids, MI – Intersection Lounge*
July 16 – Chicago, IL – Subterranean*
July 18 – Youngstown, OH – Lemon Grove Cafe
* = Opening for Titus Andronicus

Gabe Birnbaum

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AEM108 Woodsman

Quite a bit of the press on Denver, CO quartet Woodsman leans towards discussions of longish songs and instrumental jamminess, two musical qualities that might be notable if you think Tangerine Dream and the String Cheese Incident belong on the same bill by virtue of their thematically foodie names. Of course, in situations where longish, jammy music is appropriate, length and jamminess turn out, ironically, to be the least notable points of interest. Like a film review describing a Holocaust documentary as “dark” and “historical,” it’s like tell me something I don’t know! Whoever is there came prepared. The biggest problem faced by any band pushing supertight guitar-and-drums instrumentals, vulnerable to the metaphysical trappings of “post-rock” (as if rock had a metaphysics to begin with), whose notions of song-structure place vibe above parts a, b and c is a categoric rather than a creative one. Imagine, for the sake of argument, that instead of the Nuggets anthology, there was something similarly enormous and comprehensive called Noodles: Bands That Didn’t Know When to Stop 1965-1979. It’s a terrifying prospect, imagining a Kilimanjaro-sized stack of vinyl, two songs to a side, “packaged” in 200 acres of pristine Vermont farmland. I point all this out because Woodsman, despite their bucolic namesake, are percolating a very different kind of longishness and jamminess than either term would have you believe outright, something closer to Dusseldorf than Dartmouth, something that demands your zone-outs with an urgency that’s almost political.

I got into this band backwards, seeing them live without foreknowledge and then digging into their Internet presence in the aftermath. To say something is lost in translation between the stage and the silicon isn’t a dis by any means, just the acknowledgement that different acts inevitably have their ideal mediums and Woodsman’s happens to be packed, million-degree basements where the collective sweat of some two-hundred odd strangers actually acts as an electro-spiritual conduit for an almighty suburban Shango. The setup is ritualistically symmetrical, two guitarists and two drummers in a square configuration like telephone poles in a cornfield. Operating like the world’s simplest circuit, these guys loop the voltage for forty-five killer minutes while the collective brain hovering invisibly over the rafters draws an infinite series of connecting doodles between them. It’s a powerful thing, shuddering reverb distress signals undercut by rapidly complicating motorik patterns and vocals like ghosts in some superlatively advanced German-made machine. How long were these songs? I didn’t check my watch once.

Compressing this kind of physical sensationalism into something you can own and play at home is certainly no small task. Smartly, Woodsman’s recordings are different enough from their show tunes as to discourage direct comparison. For one, they’re softer. For two, they’re cleaner. Think of a pristinely rendered two-dimensional blueprint viewed with the understanding that some day it will become a house you can inhabit. They’re kind of like that, a concise symbolic language for communicating and making permanent  the ephemeral, a work of taxidermy designed to inspire admiration for the animal, alive and in its native habitat. Both “Beached” and “Balance” come off the five-song Mystery Tape EP that was released on Lefse records earlier this month.

What’s great about these tracks (both at the virtually radio-friendly durations of 4:41 and 4:37, respectively) is how they communicate the tension-wire tautness of the group’s gigs into a domestic night-terror, exchanging volume for eeriness and echo, distortion for space and clarity. From the submarine siren guitar on “Beached” to the skittery forrest-floor rhythms on “Balance”, the band allows unknowable evil presences to maneuver unchained through its etherized instrumental atmospheres. Post-rock has burdened itself with a number of distasteful connotations over the past two decades, but where other groups come off as embarrassingly bathetic (Explosions in the Sky) or comically overblown (Fucking Champs) or disingenuously mopey (Mogwai), Woodsman—like Neu! or Harmonia—comprehend the cumulative value of restraint, repetition, the acid-streak euphoria you get from listening to the same hypnotic ritual again and again. What if “Kick out the Jams” had been a literal and clairvoyant criticism of every air-sucking, self-indulgent rock act ever to grace the festival circuit in its wake? Woodsman is the hypothetical heir to that alternate reading, a repossession of the epic in the name of the simply exceptional.

Ben Lasman

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AEM107 Francois Peglau

“I may have 3 passports, all fake” jokes Francois Peglau, “but I consider myself first of all Peruvian. That is where my roots are. But don’t tell that to the French embassy!” The question “where are you from” has got to be a difficult one for Peglau, a self described “Peruvian/French/Argentinean” artist who currently resides in London.  He grew up in Peru and achieved moderate fame throughout Latin America as vocalist and guitarist in Lima-based indie-rock quartet  Los Fucking Sombreros, arguably the best band name ever.  Upon moving to London three years ago, Peglau decided to start up a solo project.  He began writing in English as an “exercise” to help himself adapt to his new environment.  But like the man himself, Peglau’s music is worldly, transcending international borders and drawing inspiration from all of the many places he’s called home.  Citing influences that range from Elliot Smith to the politically charged folk songs of Cuban artist Silvio Rodreguez, Peglau brings refreshing perspective to the scene.

A-side “One Minute to Midnight Dream (So Sad)” would sound a little like the Beatles if you stripped away the disco drums and bass that makes it so damn groovy.  You might also have to can the syncopated guitar strokes and lo-fi vocals, which bring to mind the classic reggae recordings of Horace Andy.   But I promise you, there’s a healthy dose of classic British pop-rock’n’roll buried in there somewhere, most noticeably in the melodic hook that beings, “while I was waiting,” and culminates in the refrain, “so sad,” at which point the dance party takes over again.  The lyrics, along with most of the lyrics of Peglau’s self-titled album, are charmingly self-deprecating.  He describes them with a critique: “I’m always bitching about the system but at the end I always play by the rules.” The production value is so spot on that it’s hard to believe Peglau recorded and produced it in his bedroom, playing nearly all the instruments (guitar, bass, ukelele, keyboard, drums, electronics) himself.  He did receive a little help from Lucia Vivanco on violin, however, who’s sublimely catchy riff accentuates the groove.  As you can see, there are a lot of pieces coming together in Peglau’s music.

B-side “I’ll Never Be Alain Delon” pays homage to the film star that Peglau regrets he’ll never become.  It’s more than a whimsical fantasy, however, and he addresses a world in which broken dreams are the norm. Maybe that sounds a bit over the top but I pose the question, who wouldn’t like to be Alain Delon?  This guy was the French James Dean, only he lived long enough to relish in the spotlight and enjoy flings with supermodels across the European continent.  “People tell us the future is ours to change but I can’t change it,” Peglau sings, “and neither you nor your friends.” The question that Peglau seems to be getting at is whether we’re masters of our own destinies or whether our lives are predetermined.  Heavy stuff, but it’s masked behind a groove so fat and a vocal melody so catchy that you might not notice on the first listen.  It’s a common trait in Peglau’s songs, which rarely let serious subject matter get in the way of a good time.  The chorus hits hard with a classic rock chord progression and crunchy guitars.  The second verse is backed by an absolutely infectious synthesizer hook, while the samples from a Delon interview, in which he explains the role he so often played—le solitaire, the mysterious and dashingly handsome loner—spice things up later on.

While Peglau has lived in London for several years now, to say that he’s settled down would be a bit deceptive.  He gigged recently in Mexico City and Lima in addition to London and a trip to Buenos Aires is already in the works for the coming year.  I find that to be one of the most intriguing things about him.  While pop stars can tour internationally and let their record labels foot the bill, watching the world go by from the comfortable vantage point of a private jet, the independent musician’s tour is typically constrained by the price of gasoline and the amount of time it takes the van to break down.  Peglau evades this problem by playing with a different band in every city he tours.  “This is a good way of solving one of the biggest problems when you tour, transportation costs,” he explains.  “And it’s a great way of making friends. It’s a little bit stressful to rehearse in 3 days the whole repertoire but until now it has worked.” But it’s more than budget that constrains the majority of indie acts to a single country and quite often, a single city.  These are typically bands that build grassroots followings through consistent gigging in a concentrated area.  And, well, it’s pretty fucking difficult to do that if you’re spread between continents.  How many times have you seen a out of town band that’s hot shit in its home city playing for a crowd of 5 or 6 on their first out of state tour?  It’s not that these bands aren’t hot shit, they’ve simply yet to achieve a geographically diverse following.  So how does Peglau do it?  Part of the answer may lie in the fact that his shit is absolutely steaming but part of it lies in his creative use of multimedia and online distribution.

Peglau has recently begun creating low budget but highly entertaining videos to accompany his music.  “The idea is to work in a single format, with a video for every song,” he explains.  “We try not to be pretentious and just have fun. And we always get some help from friends. It is just a labor of love….” The love is pretty evident–just check out the videos for “One Minute to Midnight Dream (So Sad)” and “I’ll Never Be Alain Delon” and you’ll see what I mean.  The former begins with a shot of Peglau taking a comically oversized pill from a bottle marked “Sweet Dreams?” Hallucinations and dance sequences ensue.  The latter is a mock trailer shot in black and white to evoke Delon’s classic films.  It’s chocked full of all the scenes that make a good trailer—the kisses, the slaps, the gunshots—exaggerated to hilarious extents.  These videos are produced and directed the help of wife Maria Elena de Losada who incidentally sings background on several of Peglau’s songs and whom, for reasons rational or not, I imagine looking like Penelope Cruz’s character of the same name in Vicky Christina Barcelona.   They share a charming home-video aesthetic but when it comes down to it, they’re a lot better than any home video I’ve seen recently, resembling more closely the work of a professional trying (and succeeding) to be cute than the work of an actual amateur.

All of Peglau’s videos are available on youtube.com and he’s made his entire album available at bandcamp.com for free.  In addition to the above mentioned sites, he’s relied heavily on blogs to disseminate his music throughout the world.  It seems Peglau has learned better than just about any other musician out there how to utilize the internet.  Through his innovative and decidedly non-commercial approach he’s made his music available to all, and that could be a big part of the reason he can fill clubs in all corners of the world.   He isn’t just making great music—he’s pioneering a new path to becoming an internationally successful musician.  I supsect that in the decades to come we’ll see a lot more artists following this path. Peglau’s just a bit ahead of the times.  With this review I hope to introduce him to a primarily American audience.  Let’s just hope the French embassy isn’t reading.  We wouldn’t want to have one of those passports revoked…

Nate Greenberg

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Manic Productions and Ampeater Music Present: Twin Sister and Memoryhouse

On August 10th, Ampeater Music is teaming up with Manic Productions to bring Twin Sister and Memoryhouse to New Haven, CT. While Ampeater was conceived in New York City, our writers are scattered across the 5 boroughs and around the world–South Korea, Philadelphia, and even Connecticut (that’s me). My biggest concern in making the move from the big city out to what in comparison seemed like a provincial community of subsistence farmers, was whether I’d be able to continue seeing live music with the same frequency as I had in New York. As it turns out, not only is there plenty of good music to be had, but concertgoing is actually more enjoyable up here than it ever was in New York. Since the market for promising independent music isn’t completely over-saturated, the listening public actually gets excited about shows. The venues are smaller and more intimate, which means that I don’t need to show up an hour early to secure a decent spot. Plus, the artists usually hang around and chat up fans, which as a music writer is pretty convenient. The reason this all exists is largely thanks to a fellow named Mark Nussbaum, or “Manic Mark,” who runs the best local booking and promotion agency, Manic Productions. Their goal is to “help the best local and regional acts into a brighter spotlight, while proving to national acts that Connecticut is a legitimate and important tour stop by running well organized and promoted, and therefore well attended, shows.” That first bit sounds an awful lot like Ampeater’s mission to help underexposed artists, and so we got a-talkin’ with Manic about doing something in CT. Next thing we knew, we’re throwing a bash on August 10th at Cafe Nine in New Haven with Twin Sister, Memoryhouse, and a killer local band (TBA). Sweet!

You all remember November 11th 2009 as an important date, right? Well, that’s the date we released Twin Sister’s Ampeater 7-inch, which is still available as a free download right here. You might also remember January 8th as a slightly less important date–well, maybe not. That’s when the giants over at Pitchfork caught on to Twin Sister and featured their first Forkcast track, which happened to be the B-side of Twin Sister’s Ampeater 7-inch. Coincidence? Yes, probably, but we still got there first [basks in warm glow of self-satisfaction]. Ahh, that’s the stuff. In his review, Ampeater writer emeritus Jacob Brunner wrote, “Twin Sister are a true pop band’s pop band. There may not be any overt innovations in their music, but it’s so well conceived, so well crafted and, most importantly, so well executed that you’d be foolish not to give their music a serious listen. A-side “Ginger” is a crash-course on everything the band does well. It starts off with a wave of texture so simultaneously diaphanous and huge it feels like U2 hallucinating in a cathedral. Insistent drums pound out a simple rhythm on toms and snare, a tinny acoustic guitar creeps stealthily in the left headphone, a beautifully cheap keyboard holds down the bass line. It’s the element of restraint that makes the track so successful. The marriage of sophisticated textures with streamlined structures makes for an irresistible hypnotic thrust. By the time the guitar stabs creep in towards the end of the verse, you’re almost paralyzed by bliss. Finally the curtain draws back, revealing a chorus like a wave of melodic reverb. At times it sounds like bouncy guitar pop of the Smiths slowed down to the speed of a slow-moving liquid. In a word: heavenly. They wisely ride out the chorus to victory, throwing in a beautiful guitar solo and a goosebump-inducing harmony of the words “I love you.” If it sounds corny on paper, get thee to a listening station and revel in great pop’s transformation of the familiar into the unfamiliar.” That listening station would be right here.

With Twin Sister come Memoryhouse, the recently dubbed king and queen of the burgeoning dreamwave/chillwave movement. It’s appropriately named–this is music to sit to, to think to, to dream to, and it bodes to be a great pairing with Twin Sister, whose textural approach to pop music is refreshing if not revelatory. The best description of Memoryhouse I’ve heard to date comes courtesy of Coke Machine Glow, and describes their sound as “a [Brian] Eno vinyl so deep in dust you could mow it.” I actually have a couple Eno records with the requisite amount of dust, and the statement above pretty much holds true. This is the kind of show that encourages listeners to tune in and drop out, to let the music work its magic and patch things up from the inside out.

For those of you who call New York City home, New Haven’s just an hour and 40 minute ride on the Metro North, and this show’s a great chance to escape the summer heat and get out for a bit. I officially offer anyone who needs it a bed/couch/floor at my place and a ride to/from the train station. Seriously.

Ben Heller
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New Haven CT
$8 – 9:00PM – 21+

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Casual Business 02: Kleenex Girl Wonder – Fancy Pants of Central California

GENESIS
When Graham Smith accepted my invitation to participate in this fledgling Casual Business series he also offered to write two new songs for the occasion. To this I intuitively responded “hell fuckin’ yeah.” Like any real man he made good on his promise. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present to you this 2-song record entitled Fancy Pants of Central California, which consists of the songs “Jobs Jeans” and “Cuperchinos.” Trust Graham. He knows exactly what he is doing.

PRE-GENESIS
Several years ago, Zachary Mexico turned me onto Kleenex Girl Wonder with the album Ponyoak. As promised, it was a delight. Graham recorded these very sophisticated, ultra melodic pop songs all by himself presumably in his parents house. This record came out originally in 1999. Stand out tracks include: “The Nearest Future,” “The Sound of Paul,” and “The Mohican Antler Yard Alphabet”. Listen and buy directly from Smith here.

CREW
So for those who don’t know, Kleenex Girl Wonder is historically Smith’s one-man show, although he’s frequently surrounded himself with strong allies. For our session, which occurred on June 7th 2010, he enlisted a very capable duo of men to help with the bringing of the rock. We had Mr. Matt LeMay (Get Him Eat Him) on the drums and Mr. Thayer McClanahan on the guitar. Smith handled the bass.

GEAR

Smith arrived to the session sporting a sweet pair of what he considers to be “Jobs Jeans,” those loose-ish and sensible denim pantalones that frequently dangle from the ass of one Mr. Steve “Jobs Jeans” Jobs. We taped this session on the day Jobs unveiled the iPhone 4G. Smith opted to not wear the signature Jobs turtleneck.

GAME
Smith lived in the iso booth for this session. The booth can be a steamy place when inhabited by a rock-maker exerting himself. Fortunately, he either doesn’t naturally generate much body heat or the new Vornado fan my lovely wife donated to the studio works very well. While he inhabited it, Smith owned that boof. He’s the type of singer who knows exactly what to do and does it again and again. He’s decisive. It’s comforting to be around someone this certain.

His songs would be difficult to cover if only because the words would be a challenge to memorize. Who else but Graham would be able to sing this stuff?

TWO JOINTZ
“Jobs Jeans” is the peppier of the two and undoubtedly will go down as the A-Side. Inject this number into your ear-holes and you’ll find twisting chord changes, exquisite manipulations of language and what seems like three distinct sections catchy enough to be referred to as sweet chorii. Yes, “Jobs Jeans” might be a good place to start for the G. Smith neophyte.

Pre-take control room chatter slated B-Side “Cuperchinos” as Kleenex Girl Wonder’s “Slint song.” Now wait, it was Shellac. Yeah it’s their “Shellac song.” Special kudos to manly-drummist Matt Le May for his pummeling man-beats on this one. Musically, this ominous pounder hits the target but I don’t know if Albini would ever rock couplets like these:

“The things we crush
And turn to dust
Always end up blown back at us.
A woman’s lips,
A blunderbuss
The repercussions are thunderous!”

I didn’t know what a “blunderbuss” was so I had to look it up. According to Wikipedia, a the blunderbuss is a muzzle-loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle, and used with shot. A-HA! Then it made so much sense. Oh, I see. This is for real. I emailed Smith and asked him to send me the lyrics. I followed along while listening to the songs. He’s not just kidding around writing joke songs about Steve Jobs’ pants. Well he kinda is, but this is one man’s unique voice and this is some next-level shit. “A woman’s lips, a blunderbuss … the repercussions are thunderous!” Good line, sir! What better way for a man to express the simultaneously terrifying and seductive nature of the lady-piece!

I took the liberty to publish the full libretto for Fancy Pants of Central California below. Follow along and engage yourself. Grasping this artist’s use of language will enhance your enjoyment of the music! Visit KGW.me to listen to the entire Graham Smith ouvre and to read along with the lyrics, provided by the artist himself, for every song.

THA STRUGGLE
We’d like to bill this session as Kleenex Girl Wonder but Smith was served with a cease and desist order in late ’99 by the colossal booger control corporation mentioned in this band-name and nowadays goes by Graham Smith or KGW or Graham Smith and KGW. But as long as Graham doesn’t mind too much, I’m taking the liberty to bill this session as Kleenex Girl Wonder within these paragraphs. This is the same name that appears of the cover of Ponyoak, the song cycle that knocked me and presumably thousands of other bat-eared nerds on our asses. Graham, if the booger control corporation’s jackals hunt for you I’ll make it my mission do anything in my power to defend you. For now I’m satisfying my rock phantasies. I recorded Kleenex Girl Wonder and it was awesome.

THA HUSSLE
Smith issues his music and commix on his own micro-indie enterprise, a nerve center called REESONABLE. It will make you happy to pay this site a visit at rsnbl.com. You might also enjoy kgw.me and twitter.com/grahamsmith

PS — Stay tuned to breakthruradio.com for a BreakThruRadio Live Studio session taped on the same evening as these selections. The band rips through ten other songs live in the studio plus Smith sits for a probing interview. This is essential listening. Hysterical!

FIN

JEANS!

Travis Harrison

Side A – Jobs Jeans

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Jobs Jeans
Too loose
To be comfortable.
Too soon!
Mine only runs Turbo–
Turbo.
Turbo, what did you do?
The secret to control
Is having nothing to lose

But you know
You knew
That it was unstable.
So you changed a label,
You might’ve moved a table.
You’ve got something to prove,
You know truth is based on fables.
Half the time, the way the days go
Faith is hanging by a cable!

Look–
And listen, it’s a good position
But everybody’s running out of shit to do
So take a minute
And make a decision:
Who is it in there?
Because it isn’t you

And those jeans are lookin’
Bigger and bigger too…

Hold me.
You can’t hold me back!
If I could attack
Like it was a movie
You’d just move me back.
What use are the facts
When the truth gets redacted?

So uproot
And become hollow
To find truth
You have to blindly follow
Follow?
Follow up with a joke.
Pretend that you’re laughing
Whenever you choke

And you don’t,
But you do
Without hypocrisy.
Yet all your views
Are filtered through mockery
So how can I properly
Render an obloquy
Obligatorily
Without you prompting me?

It is written.
But things have shifted:
Priorities, as well as baggage bounced in-flight.
So split the difference:
It’s over/We did it
Just know that historically, some soundless night

You’ll call me
Or you’ll call me back
Recursively to retract
All these things
You called me
Back when it was your primary tactic
And you nailed me
But you owed me that
It’s been on the roadmap
So long the sales team
Has stopped overreacting
And honey, you KNOW what that means…

Jeans.

Cuperchinos
The moon lay down on a bed of stars
It said to you,
“Get a better car.”
It said to me,
“Get better friends.”
I said to you,
“This never ends.The things we crush
And turn to dust
Always end up blown back at us.
A woman’s lips,
A blunderbuss
The repercussions are thunderous!”

But you need percussion to cut a rug.
Just like you need discussion to pull a plug.

You need production,
You need support.
You need something

You need to snort
Or chew
Or smoke
Or do
But everything

Just comes up short–

The sun came up at 6 a.m.:
“About the time that God made men…
Not all stories are spun from thread;
So crash the conclave and bust some heads.

I spy with my closed eye
A huge big boy and a tiny li’l guy.
As to which is which, honey, I can’t decide;
Listen, certified spirit guides are hard to find!

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